OXYMORON??? I think so

Ok so before I go into why I am so happy I have to tell you this OH MY GOD story. OK so I knew it was happening yesterday. My ex boyfriends ex girlfriend who is a huge whore....( no seriously) not to mention a little sad and pathetic...one of those girls who calls their ex's ex gf and cries to them asking what they should do to hold on to their man?....lol sorry hunny if you dont know then you dont deserve him...anyway besides the point...well anyway one day at work i walked into my boss's office and saw a little pamphlet? ( wow what a horrible word) with a bunch of girls pictures on it in bikini's....as I looked a little closer I saw her picture on the cover....MISS HAWIAN TROPIC.....oh lord i thought to myself....anyway so the finals were last night and let me tell you there wasnt really all that much competition to begin with BUT the funny part is that she actually won....Well....what can i say.....WHORES ARE US......I mean parading yourself around IN A BAR in your bikini letting dirty old men judge you....now please....I think its kind of humorous but also somewhat sad...sad that these girls would do this but also...sad that THIS GIRLS IS THE PRETTIEST IN WINDSOR????? I THINK NOT......Anyway check this out... WELCOME TO WHORE WORLD
And the winner is.....

What is this world coming too.... Anyway i know i told you I would tell you my good news but I do not want to cheapen it by adding it to this post..so ill catch ya in a few.....